Our outlaw brewer friends at Dark Horse had a big dilemma on their hands over the past week, and reached out to the beer geek community for advice. An incredibly popular rock band with platinum level sales is making a video for their new single, and wants to feature Dark Horse's beer. The product placement would focus on a Dark Horse truck pulling up to a raging fraternity party and offloading all of its beer. I imagine that zany "Animal House" style hi-jinks like Double Crooked Tree beer pong and Tres Blueberry Stout keg stands would ensue.
Sign the contract, watch sales skyrocket, and everything would be cool right?
Not so.Sign the contract, watch sales skyrocket, and everything would be cool right?
Dark Horse had a few objections, one being that they are not fans of the band. Did I mention their name? Oh yeah, it's Nickelback, whose current CD release is titled Dark Horse. I've never actually met anyone who admitted to liking Nickelback. That, coupled with the fact that they are sometimes forced off stage by people hurling rocks, makes me think that their massive success is some kind of hoax. I know I'm not alone as Brewer Aaron Morse was quoted saying "Why can't it be some cool band like Slayer?".
I have rated Nickelback on the Fermentation Nation scale:
My Totally Subjective Unsubstantiated Personal Opinion Rating - 2 (Slightly Better Than a Chemical Burn Covering 80 % of Your Body)
The brewery posted their decision along with their main reason in this message on Beeradvocate.com just a few hours ago:
"I just wanted to let everyone know that we did not accept the video offer. At one point I was really on the fence. But after about 22 of your posts we knew for sure it wasn't gonna happen.I just wanted to wait until today for my own selfish reasons of seeing everyone bash that band. We kinda like "flying under the radar" and that would be the wrong way for us keep flying low.thanks for all the input and all the nice things you say about us. Pints up!"
Slow and steady wins the race!

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